Grab your Nikon F100, place a Kodak portra 800 in it. Shoot pictures, drink, smoke, enjoy your birthday photoshoot with Mina and this delicious "blanc de blanc" Champagne. Shoot 17 pictures. Make the camera fall by accident whil attempting to grab it as you always do.
Look at it while wide open on the floor with its back broken. Rewind the roll. Bring it to the lab, explain. Pray. Go back, scan and post this.